Q: Why did you pick the name underwhelmer?
A: Funny Mother F*cker was already taken.
Q: If you could be any type of animal, what animal would you be and why?
A: A robot because they don’t have to explain themselves. Next question.
Q: Are you an alien?
A: Probably not. No.
Q: Some of the things you say are mean. Are you a mean person?
A: Yes. I’m like a fighter jet made out of hornets.
Q: How do you come up with such great ideas for your posts?
A: It’s a pretty strict regimen that produces quality work like this. I usually get up at the crack of noon on Sunday and write about whatever comes to mind and then I draw stuff to put in the post. I usually drink while doing this too, so it’s important to have a good alcohol tolerance.
Q: How do you make your drawings?
A: I keep it old school. Everything is done in MS Paint with a mouse and keyboard.
Q: What’s with all the werebeavers?
A: I don’t think that werewolves should get all of the attention. A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.
Q: Are you a real person?
A: I think so. Anyway, here’s a picture of me making a sight gag out of an iconic monument if you’re that curious.
Q: Do you always take such stupid pictures?
A: Yes. It’s a point of pride for me.
I like this. I like it a lot.
I’m glad you like it.
“A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.” Truer words have never been spoken.
Ha. Moral of the story: If you’re a beaver and everybody else is a wolf, just be awesome and you can’t go wrong.
Nerd + Humor = World Peace. Keep it up!
I’ll do my best, thanks!
Great FAQs. Mine are similarly slanted and I always feel disappointed when I read other bloggers’ FAQs and they are legitimate (i.e. what did you major in? english). Love the blog and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Cool, thanks. I am glad that you like my FAQ, but more of this is true than I’d like to admit.
Awesome blog! Glad it got freshly pressed; that way I came across it!
A true gem.
We’re the last men standing. Did you notice it?
Thank you. There are some others that are much better than mine. Take a look at my latest post, I mention a few of them.
You look like underwhelmer!
He just needs to grow his hair out and then become a wizard and he’ll be good to go.
I love the blog. i find it hysterical keep it up
Thank you.
I do my best.
Anyone else notice the lady behind Underwelmer trying the cliché picture of looking like she is pushing the tower?
Everybody was doing it that day. It was a little annoying so I decided to panic… it seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Who writes this garbage? lol i like that a lot